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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

physicallyschizophrenic:

How to make babies not suck: The picture

(via amoreprofoundtardis)

glassbonespaperskin:

thatkat:

everythingbutthelastthing:

Oh goodness

I WANT ONE

^THEN GO MAKE ONE ;)

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

(via dragon-glass)

m4ngos:

c:

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i-choose-fit:

fightblr:

flaming-scrotum:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

fashion

Now is the time to reblog this.
I’ve been awaiting this picture.

Hahaha I can’t help it. The irony.

(via teletubbie-custard)

raelynnmarie:

aradiamedium:

did they send me daughters

when i asked

for sons

#tell me how am i supposed to breathe with no heir(x)

(Source: aerdnua, via itslikethatfrenchthing)

supernerd31:

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

OMG PUPPIES

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vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

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